Anonymous
Rewritten by Bevin Chu
September 06, 2007
One day President Chen Shui-bian inspected a mental hospital.
The mental patients lined up along the corridors, grinning broadly, waving wildly, shouting: "Long live Chen Shui-bian! Long live Chen Shui-bian!"
One mental patient however stood arms crossed, with a sullen expression on his face, totally ignoring A Bian.
A Bian noticed this and asked the director of the mental hospital: "What's wrong with that patient? Why isn't he cheering? Is he not feeling well?"
The director answered: "Him? Oh no, he's acting pretty normal today."
Robert De Niro as Paul Vitti in "Analyze That!"
他今天精神非常正常！
由匿名
2007.09.06
有一天陳水扁總統前往某家精神病院視察。
所有的病患都站在走廊上高 聲歡呼：「陳水扁萬歲！陳水扁萬歲！」
只有一名病患面無表情，對總統不理不睬。
陳水扁看到了，於是問院長說：「那位病人為什麼不對我歡呼呢？」
院長：「因為他今天精神非常正常！」
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