National Strength and National Policy

National Strength and National Policy
各國的國家實力和國家政策
March 18, 2012
Taipei, China

The following is some political humor from Taiwan that has been circulating on the Internet.

FYI.

National Strength and National Policy
各國的國家實力和國家政策

1. 美國: 想打誰，就打誰。
United States: If I feel like attacking someone, I attack them.

2. 英國: 美國打誰，我就打誰。
Britain: If the United States attacks someone, I attack them.

3. 法國: 誰打我，我就打誰。
France: If someone attacks me, I attack them back.

4. 俄羅斯: 誰罵我，我就打誰。
Russia: If someone insults me, I attack them.

5. 大陸: 誰打我，我就罵誰。
Chinese Mainland: If someone attacks me, I insult them.

6. 日本: 誰打我，我就讓美國打誰。
Japan: If someone attacks me, I let the United States attack them for me.

7. 南韓: 誰打我，我就和美國一塊演習。
South Korea: If someone attacks me, I conduct joint military exercises with the United States.

8. 以色列: 誰心裡想打我，我就打誰。
Israel: If someone even thinks about attacking me, I attack them.

9. 北韓: 誰讓我心裡不痛快，我就打南韓。
North Korea: If someone angers me, I attack South Korea.

10. 台灣: 誰讓我心裡不痛快，我就罵馬英九。
Taiwan: If someone angers me, I denounce Ma Ying-jeou.